Newfoundland is my home
uh.. I'm a drummer and I like comic books
In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date.
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
"no, n-no thank u"
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
how do you politely ask for the wifi password
walking a drunk friend like
i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination
This is why I send my kids to private wizarding school…
*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*
When your parents try to act cool around your friends like